Wha? A Bu? Im you a Bu? Im I a Bu? Im "im" a word? Im "bu" a word? Wha? Shut your Chunk!

Okay, now if you can understand what is written right above this then you truly are an advanced individual. If you cannot, you've come to the right place. After leaving this page and reading through this dictionary, you'll actually know what it means to be Nothin' but a B-U Bu...

Okay, here are some Bus. Well actually they are my little sisters, Elizabeth and Gretchen Buten, but don't get me wrong, they are still Bus. What does it mean to actually be a Bu? Well a Bu is actually a butt without the tts. Simple enough? There are a lot of worse things to be other than a Bu. For example, it would be worse to be a Chunk instead of a Bu. Of course, though, you already knew that. So what is a Chunk? Well a Chunk, as previously mentioned, is a lot worse than a Bu. A Chunk usually involves an excess of stupidity, foolhardiness, and fat. One easy way to determine if someone is a Chunk, is to ask them to do the Truffle Shuffle. If they proceed to raise their shirt and wiggle their excess obesity around, then you are dealing with a Chunk, no doubt.

Okay, now this guy is not a Bu nor is he a Chunk. He on the other hand is a slavage beast. The term slavage beast, coined by the entrepreneur A-Rec, redefines greatness. This guy here, he is a slavage beast! I mean, he is dressed up all nice. He is with a beautiful woman. He is riding in a sweet car. What more could you ask for? It is usually pretty easy to spot a slavage beast. If you are wondering if someone you know is a slavage beast just compare him to this guy and you'll be able to tell. I must warn you though, there aren't that many slavage beast around. As a matter of fact one must be weary of Bus in disguise as slavage beasts. It has been known to be done. You need not worry, however, about a Chunk pretending to be a slavage beast. That is because once someone has reached the level of a Chunk, there is no mistaking of what that person is.

This is what happens when you mix Bus with slavage beasts. The only thing the two have in common is the love of looking at statues of urinating little boys. Therefore, they do this non-stop until they are separated. If you are a Bu or a slavage beast and you find yourself with someone who is a complete and total opposite of yourself, then I personally suggest you check out the statue of the urinating boy in Brussels, Belgium. It will give you something to talk about to your grandchildren. Not only that, but if they are either a Bu or a slavage beast, then maybe they can travel there themselves someday. That'd be cool and just so you know, it is impossible to mix Chunks with anything other than more Chunks.