Pill Bug!

  Well sort of. After spending the entire weekend searching for Pill Bug and finding nothing, the campers decided it was a lost cause and went home. "Oh well I guess Pill Bug is lost for good." said Bobby.
  "Oh well, not like it is really that big as loss." said Josh.
  "Don't say things like that." said Demoss. "Pill Bug is our friend and we are going to miss him."
  "I know I am beginning to sound like a broken record." said Kristine, "but are we 100% sure he actually came on this trip in the first place?"
  "Here let me borrow your cell phone and I will give him a call." said Bobby.
  A few minutes later Bobby returned with some good news. "Great news guys, I found Pill Bug." said Bobby.
  "Really?" asked Derek, "Where was he?"
  "He was at home." said Bobby. "He never came on the camping trip in the first place. He said his back hurt or something."
  "Whew, that is a relief." said Elizabeth.
  "You know what." began Bobby. "Other than the constant searching and worrying about Pill Bug this really was a fun camping trip."
  "I can't wait to do it again next year." finished Josh.