David Breaks a Million Hearts

The Saddest Day

  This is what I saw in the paper on that faithful March day. Read it! It says one David Henry, age 23, of Newport is to be married to one Lisa Billings of Highland Heights. At first I was in denial. This can't be the David Henry. I mean how common of a name is David Henry? I bet everyone knows at least one David Henry. I hadn't seen David Henry since Middle School. He moved out of my school district. However it was known that he still lived nearby because Jacob Barney said he was sometimes mistaken for David Henry. So the Newport fits. Then there is the fact he is 23. That is how old I am. So we are the same age. David Henry was my age. Finally the kicker. A sanitation worker! I mean what better job for someone like David Henry to get, other than male gigolo of course. We may never know if this David Henry is in fact the David Henry but honestly, deep down, I think we all know the truth. Peace out David, may Lisa bring you all the happiness you deserve. We love you man!

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