Non-Alcoholic
Drinking Games
by Walking Andy
No events better define to me what the Pill Bug Olympics are all about
than the beer drinking events. These events all have the same rule. The person
who can drink the most beers in an hour without puking wins. The only difference
in the four events is what kind of beer is being drunk. In the first
event, the contestants drink non-alcoholic beer. Now I have never really
understood the purpose of non-alcoholic beer. If you aren't going to get a
buzz, why drink at all?
Anyway, competing in this event were Be and Mikey of Butenia, Aaron
and Bert of Marylando, Amy and Josh of Campbella, and Aubrey of Otros. There
really was no favorite going in. No one expected Bert of Marylando to win though
cause he was known for his puking prowess when he drank. The contest started
with everyone getting a cold O'Douls placed in front of them. The drinking
started and Josh immediately spitted out his first drink. He declared the beer
was skunky and withdrew from the competition. Mikey on the other hand was
stricken with bitter beer face and was also knocked out. Everyone else
was drinking away pretty much at the same pace. Everyone but Bert who was
smoking everyone. Of course 3 beers in, Bert fell to the ground puking and was
eliminated. Finally after the hour was over and the beers were counted Aubrey
surprised everyone with 6 beers drunk. Aaron was second with 5 and a half.
Amy finished third with 5 and a quarter.
Beer Drinking - Non-Alcoholic
Aubrey
Aaron
Amy