Draft Beer
Whassss...up?
by Chris from Holmes
The most coveted of all the beer drinking medals are the ones
awarded for the draft beer drinking event. Usually the best beer
drinkers from all over the world compete in this competition. It follows
the same rules as the other beer drinking competitions. The person
who drinks the most beers in an hour without puking wins. Usually
the gold medal winner in this competition drinks more beers than the
winner of any of the other three beer drinking events.
Competing in this years event were Becky and Shell of Butenia,
Marc and Mike of Marylando, Josh and Meghan of Campbella, Scott and Jamie
of Otros, and Pill Bug of Buggland. The favorites going in were Marc of
Marylando and Josh of Campbella. However for his second straight
beer drinking competition, Josh didn't finish his first beer. Earlier in the
Non-Alcoholic competition he claimed the beer was skunky and withdrew. This
time Josh spilt his beer. The rules do state that if a contestant spills their
beer that they have a one beer penalty. Knowing this, Josh decided it was a lost
clause and pulled out again. Marc faired much better. He drank like there would
be no tomorrow and finished with 12 finished beers and one gold medal. The biggest
surprise was Meghan who finished with 9 and came in second. She is the first
girl to ever medal in this event in Pill Bug Olympic history. Finally
rounding out the medals was Pill Bug himself who finished 8 beers.
Beer Drinking - Draft Beer
Marc
Meghan
Pill Bug