Name: Be Team: Butenia Medals: Mario Kart, Super Smash Bros, Hiking Events: Super Smash Bros, Mario Kart, Non-Alcoholic Beer Drinking, and Hiking Bio: Be, world renown as the first six foot midget, is not just a celebrity and super star but also a great athlete. Working in the movies has kept Be honest about staying in shape and this has allowed her athletic abilities to blossom. Winner of multiple medals at the last Special Olympics, Be hopes to do even better at the Pill Bug Olympics where the competition isn't nearly as fierce.

Name: Becky Team: Butenia Medals: None Events: Hungry Hungry Hippos, Draft Beer Drinking, and the 1000 Spin Bio: Gymnast, Artist, and part time bag lady, Becky is always up for trying new things. When she first heard about the Pill Bug Olympics she thought it was a joke. After learning there really was someone named Pill Bug who had his own Olympics she though it would be the perfect opportunity to show herself and her family that even though she never finished elementary school she wasn't a loser.

Name: Grace Team: Butenia Medals: Macking, People Watching Events: People Watching, All Night Sleeping 8, Running Slow, Ale Drinking, and Macking Bio: One time super porn star, Grace has since moved on to become one of Butenia's most highly respected actresses. Her films include "I Want Some Cheese", "Death Mop", and more recently "Wangus Skin: The Movie". Her career keeps her active and well conditioned for anything. Grace would love nothing more that a few Pill Bug Olympics to go on her mantle next to all her movie awards.

Name: Jarrod Team: Butenia Medals: All Night Sleeping 8, Womanizing, Fire Building Events: RISK, All Night Sleeping 8, Ale Drinking, Womanizing, and Fire Building Bio: Jarrod began his ninja training at a very early age. By the time he reached his teenage years he was already a ten time black belt master ninja. With his super stealth abilities Jarrod not only can kick the crap out of just about anything but he also has an amazing athletic prowess. Jarrod decided to enter the Pill Bug Olympics to avoid serving time in the Butenia army.

Name: Kelly Team: Butenia Medals: Running Fast, the 500 Spin Events: the 500 Spin, Running Fast, Lite Beer Drinking, and Hiking Bio: Saint Kelly Louise is to the church of Chiz what the Pope is to the Catholics. She serves as spiritual advisor to the millions of converted Chizuwits and holds the highest position in the church. The first ever woman to head the church, Kelly's inclusion on the Butenia PBO Team was set up so she could give an unfair holy advantage to her native country.

Name: Lily Team: Butenia Medals: People Watching, Macking Events: People Watching, Running Slow, Lite Beer Drinking, Macking, and Potato Cooking Bio: Lily has always been a chunkert, that was determined pretty early on. However this is usually masked because she serves on the foreign affairs committee of Butenia. Her dealings with all the other countries around the world give her quite the advantage when it comes to knowing other countries strong and weak points. With this knowledge, Lily looks to secure a few Pill Bug Olympic medals for herself and her teammates.

Name: Megan Team: Butenia Medals: Hungry Hungry Hippos, Sit & Spin Events: Hungry Hungry Hippos, the 500 Spin, Sit & Spin, and Camping Bio: Megan who claims to be half human, half cat has spent a majority of her life looking out for animals. A strong animal rights activist, Megan makes the world a safer place for animals of all kinds. Megan entered the Pill Bug Olympics to make sure no actually pill bugs were injured during the games.

Name: Mikey Team: Butenia Medals: TV Watching Events: Mario Kart, RISK, Non-Alcoholic Beer Drinking, Wood Chopping, and TV Watching Bio: Not really an athlete, Mikey took a path more often traveled and became a movie critic. After years of hard work at Blockbuster, Mikey decided instead of renting out movies, he'd rather talk about them. Along with being a movie critic, Mikey is a video game critic, toy critic, and porno critic.

Name: Robbie Team: Butenia Medals: None Events: the 200 Spin, All Day Sleeping 16, and Womanizing Bio: Robbie decided at an early age that he wanted to become a DJ. Spinning records was always something that interested him. The whole concept of a piece of plastic that went round and round and made pretty noises was something Robbie got chills every time he thought about it. Robbie also liked people named Pill Bug.

Name: Shell Team: Butenia Medals: Running Fast Events: Day-Night Sleeping 24, Running Fast, Draft Beer Drinking, and Potato Cooking Bio: Probably the world's most renown female athlete, Shell attributes her success to her diet of cow, pig, and soylent green. Playing professional baseball, basketball, hockey, and tennis in Butenia, Shell has made millions on endorsements from shoe and drug companies. After sports Shell plans on settling down with her boyfriend Wolfman from Team Otros and raising a family of cubs.

Name: Troy Team: Butenia Medals: the 1000 Spin Events: Super Smash Bros, the 200 Spin, the 1000 Spin, Wood Chopping, and Camping Bio: Troy the Boy, the original lead singer for Hootie and the Blowfish, knew that even though he was gifted with perfect pitch that music wasn't the way he wanted to take his life. Instead Troy decided to follow his dreams and work at the theater. As a theater employee he got all the free movies and popcorn he would ever want. This made Troy happy.