Name: Amy Team: Campbella Medals: Non-Alcoholic Beer Drinking Events: People Watching and Non-Alcoholic Beer Drinking Bio: Amy is actually not a human but a government experiment gone wrong. Developed in the late 70s as a killing machine, Amy suffered a similar fate as Number 5 in those Short Circuit movies. Her bionic infrastructure has given her what some people say is an unfair advantage but others say it isn't like she chose to be a robot.

Name: Chinsey Team: Campbella Medals: Fire Building, Camping, All Day Sleeping 16 Events: Super Smash Bros, Mario Kart, All Day Sleeping 16, Camping and Fire Building Bio: Eccentric Billionaire Chinsey has always been as unpredictable as a person can be and still be considered sane. Born Jeremy, Chinsey made his millions taking from the rich and giving to himself. His impact in modern day society is unmatched. He is founder and CEO of Chiz Inc a Fortune 500 company that owns Chiz Movie Studios, ChizTV, Chiz-E-Cheese, and the theme park Chiz Colony.

Name: Cory Team: Campbella Medals: the 500 Spin, the 200 Spin, the 1000 Spin Events: Hungry Hungry Hippos, the 200 Spin, the 500 Spin, the 1000 Spin, and Sit & Spin Bio: Cory has always been somewhat of a free spirit. Not allowed to compete in past Pill Bug Olympics because of the illegal substance ban Cory was always an outsider. When Pill Bug lifted that ban the door opened to Cory. An excellent musician, Cory founded the rock band Epiphany in the early nineties and has since moved that band and himself into the national spotlight.

Name: Demoss Team: Campbella Medals: Hiking, Womanizing, Wood Chopping Events: Potato Cooking, Running Fast, Ale Drinking, Womanizing, Wood Chopping, and Hiking Bio: Winner of the Bobopolis Survivor, Demoss knows all about what it takes to win. Born Kristin, Demoss' first order of business was to have a sex change and become a man. After years of testosterone shots and breast reduction surgeries Demoss emerged as a professional winner. The first person to actually declare their profession as winner, Demoss has gone on to win, win, and win some more.

Name: Elfin Team: Campbella Medals: Men's Individual Cranking Events: All Night Sleeping 8, Womanizing, Men's Individual Cranking, and Fire Building Bio: Originally a worker for Santa Claus at the North Pole, Elfin quit his job and traveled to Campbella where he pursued his dream to become a male stripper. This dream fell flat and Elfin was stuck playing one of the 7 elves at the Chiz Colony Theme Park. He enters the Pill Bug Olympics determined to prove that there is more to him than pointy ears and a nack for making toys, shoes, and cookies.

Name: Gwedo Team: Campbella Medals: All Day Sleeping 16, RISK Events: RISK and All Day Sleeping 16 Bio: Gwedo was born into a poor Italian family in Brooklyn where he was quickly introduced to organized crime. As a youngster Gwedo worked his way through the ranks and is know one of Campbella's most feared men. Not really an athlete, Gwedo entered the Pill Bug Olympics by literally holding a gun to Pill Bug's Head.

Name: Jacob Team: Campbella Medals: Sit & Spin, Day-Night Sleeping 24, Men's Individual Cranking Events: Sit & Spin, Day-Night Sleeping 24, Running Slow, and Men's Individual Cranking Bio: Jacob has for the better part of his adult life been working out of his basement as a bookie. After brief and unsatisfying stints as both a pimp and drug lord, Jacob found gambling to be his real claim to fame. Actually participating in the sports he wages on allows him to fix the odds more to his favor. That is why Jacob has decided to participate in the Pill Bug Olympics.

Name: Janelle Team: Campbella Medals: Lite Beer Drinking Events: the 500 Spin, Running Slow, and Lite Beer Drinking Bio: Wife of the famous scientist Dr. Beakum, Janelle has always been your typical housewife and mother. Her three children, Beakum Junior, Little Antny, and Boobers, are her main reasons for living. After they started their schooling, Janelle found herself with a lot of free time that she started using to train for any athletic event that might come up. That event was the Pill Bug Olympics.

Name: Jennifer Team: Campbella Medals: Macking Events: Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ale Drinking, Macking, and Women's Individual Cranking Bio: Hairstylist of the stars, Jennifer has made her living popping pills and selling Bibles. Never one to back away from a challenge, Jennifer is a ninja and a butcher. This Renaissance woman not only participated in the last Pill Bug Olympics but almost won a medal.

Name: Jodi Team: Campbella Medals: None Events: TV Watching and Lite Beer Drinking Bio: Jodi's story is very unique. She has asked that it not be discussed however so instead ... Is it just me or if you were the manager of Dominos Pizza, don't you think you'd fire that Bad Andy guy? He seems to be a real menace. Plus who knows what he is doing for moral around there.

Name: Josh Team: Campbella Medals: Camping, Potato Cooking, RISK, Wood Chopping Events: RISK, Non-Alcoholic Beer, Draft Beer Drinking, Wood Chopping, Camping, and Potato Cooking Bio: Josh, the popular pro-wrestler, got his start as mail clerk at Chiz Inc. One day though, he was caught getting it on with one of the hot assistants and was fired. This was probably one of the best things that could have happened cause free of any job, Josh was able to pursue his dream job of pro-wrestler. Rumor has it he is involved with Amanda from team Otros.

Name: Megan Team: Campbella Medals: All Night Sleeping 8, Women's Individual Cranking Events: All Night Sleeping 8, Running Fast, and Women's Individual Cranking Bio: Known the world over as Evil Megan, Megan is the heir of the infamous Campbella dictator Megamom. Much like her mother, Megan is heavily involved in Campbella politics. Though unlike her mother, Megan is also an athletic master. Her super human strength and agility is believed to be some sort of experiment performed on her at an early age.

Name: Meghan Team: Campbella Medals: Draft Beer Drinking Events: Draft Beer Drinking, the 200 Spin, and Hiking Bio: Meghan was just a regular run of the mill woman until one day she was in a major car accident where she almost died. Parts of her body were beyond repair and replaced with robot parts, like Robocop. This new half woman, half machine RoboMeghan is now a super athlete with a make-up complex.

Name: Sara Team: Campbella Medals: People Watching Events: People Watching and Macking Bio: Sara loves Hanson. If she could she would Mmmbop all day and all night. Her family, feeling helpless, promised her that if she could bring back a gold medal from the Pill Bug Olympics that they would finally take her to a Hanson concert. Sara is now on a mission.