Name: Aaron Team: Marylando Medals: Non-Alcoholic Beer Drinking, Running Slow Events: the 200 Spin, Running Slow, and Non-Alcoholic Beer Drinking Bio: Aaron knew from the minute he had the ability to know things and not forget them later that he would spend his life with one goal and one goal only, to win a Pill Bug Olympic Gold Medal. With such a clear cut goal Aaron has spend his life training. He has neglected his social life, his family, his friends, and even his lawn so he could achieve his one goal. Aaron is a man obsessed.

Name: Bert Team: Marylando Medals: Running Fast, Hiking Events: Running Fast, Non-Alcoholic Beer Drinking, Wood Chopping, and Hiking Bio: Bert has been called many things: superman, batman, spiderman, aquaman. No matter what you call him, though, one thing is for sure, Bert is the greatest athlete the Pill Bug Olympics have ever seen. Refusing to eat or sleep so he can bike, rollerblade, and run, Bert is a machine. Born Bobby John in the backwoods of West Virginia, Bert prides himself on not only being an athlete among athletes but a titan among men.

Name: Desmond Team: Marylando Medals: RISK, Fire Building Events: RISK, Wood Chopping, and Fire Building Bio: Desmond was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Never having to earn a cent Desmond spend his youth learning the art of black magic. By the age of 15 Desmond had the ability to transform a beautiful young woman into a hideous Spunky looking creature. As his powers increased, Desmond decided to conquer the world. Long story short, it didn't succeed and as punishment Desmond was forced to enter the Pill Bug Olympics.

Name: Dixon Team: Marylando Medals: Lite Beer Drinking Events: People Watching, the 1000 Spin, Lite Beer Drinking, and Camping Bio: Dixon likes to take it easy. Born David, Dixon's approach on life is to never take anything too serious. Why stress when you can jam to some soul music. Not really needing to prove anything to himself or anyone else, Dixon decided to become a Pill Bug Olympian cause he really had nothing better to do.

Name: JB Team: Marylando Medals: Ale Drinking Events: Day-Night Sleeping 24, Running Slow, and Ale Drinking Bio: Self declared smartest athlete alive, JB, prides himself on his pride. Born, Jeff, JB always considered himself the smartest and coolest person around. Facing a few nonbelievers JB decided returning to his homeland with a few gold medals would prove to everyone what he had been saying for years that he really was the ultimate.

Name: Kim Team: Marylando Medals: None Events: People Watching Bio: Not much is known about Kim. Actually they spelling of her name is still being debated. Is it Kim, Kym, or Kiym? Her inclusion on the Marylando team surprised everyone, especially Stephen.

Name: Kristine Team: Marylando Medals: Super Smash Bros, Mario Kart, Lite Beer Drinking, Potato Cooking Events: Super Smash Bros, Mario Kart, Lite Beer Drinking, and Potato Cooking Bio: Kristine has lived a perfect life. Already being deemed the cutest, sweetest, and coolest person alive, Kristine decided at an early age that the ultimate reward would be the ever elusive Pill Bug Olympic Gold Medal. Working hard she toned her being cute skills and worked her way to the top. Now she stands as the favorite in multiple events. Boy is she a hottie.

Name: Marc Team: Marylando Medals: Draft Beer Drinking Events: the 500 Spin, Running Fast, Draft Beer Drinking, Hiking, and Camping Bio: A one time male prostitute known as Fatjacks, Marc decided to shed his old ways and work toward a more honest living. By spending his evening jogging instead of watching porn, Marc slowly turned himself from a mimbo to master of his domain. Marc eventually married and at his wife's, Sandyhead, suggestion Marc entered the Pill Bug Olympics.

Name: Mark Team: Marylando Medals: Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ale Drinking Events: Hungry Hungry Hippos, RISK, Ale Drinking, and Macking Bio: Mark was born in a rural part of Wisconsin where he worked Summers at the Dells and milked moo cows. Wanting to make more out of his life, Mark moved to Hollywood to become a big time movie actor. In between auditions Mark learned about the Pill Bug Olympics and decided he would way rather be an athlete than an actor so he made the switch.

Name: Mike Team: Marylando Medals: the 200 Spin, the 500 Spin, the 1000 Spin Events: the 200 Spin, the 500 Spin, the 1000 Spin, Sit & Spin, and Draft Beer Drinking Bio: Mike's father was a painter, his mother was a painter, his grandparents were all painters, as a child Mike only had one decision to make, what kind of a painter did he want to be. As he got older and realized that even though he could make millions through painting he would never win any medals. The only way to win medals, win a Pill Bug Olympic event. So Mike was the first member of his family to give up painting and go a different direction.

Name: Ryan Team: Marylando Medals: None Events: All Night Sleeping 8, All Day Sleeping 16, Day-Night Sleeping 24, and Macking Bio: Ryan loves guns. He likes to shoot things. Ryan has always believed a man just isn't a man unless he has a gun. Ryan is a member of the NRA. Ryan believes there need to be events added to the Pill Bug Olympics that involve guns. Of course this will never happen though cause guns belong one place and one place only, in the hands of criminals.

Name: Sopha Team: Marylando Medals: None Events: TV Watching, Sit & Spin, Womanizing, and All Day Sleeping 16 Bio: No one knows how to give a woman what she wants more than Sopha, well that is his claim to fame at least. Born Dave, Sopha has spend a majority of his life wining and dining all the lovely ladies he has encountered. When learning that they were actually giving away womanizing medals, Sopha could help but be first in line at the Pill Bug Olympics.

Name: Stephen Team: Marylando Medals: TV Watching, Super Smash Bros, Mario Kart Events: Super Smash Bros, Mario Kart, TV Watching, Womanizing, and Fire Building Bio: Everyone's heard the legends of Stephen. Born in the tiny town of Middlesboro, Stephen was your typical coal miner's son. He had one real passion in life though, rap music. Everyone told him though that a country boy from Kentucky could never break into the hip hop scene. Well as everyone knows, they were wrong. Stephen's most recent album, "I'm gonna take my #@%$ and shove it in your #$^@*&" has gone ten times platinum. There are very few things Stephen hasn't yet done, one of them is win a Pill Bug Olympic medal.

Name: Todd Team: Marylando Medals: Hungry Hungry Hippos Events: Hungry Hungry Hippos, All Night Sleeping 8, and Potato Cooking Bio: Todd, known by his friends as Cool Moby, likes to think life is not measured in medals and honors but in how you live and the people you surround yourself with. As a Mormon these values were passed down to him by other great Mormons like Leonard Part 6. Still however, competing in the Pill Bug Olympics has always been a dream of Todds. He has decided if he wins to donate his medals to the Mormon church.