Athletes

Amanda Name: Amanda
Team: Otros
Medals: silverWoman's Individual Cranking, silverPotato Cooking
Events: People Watching, Potato Cooking, Sit & Spin, Ale Drinking, Woman's Individual Cranking, Wood Chopping, and Hiking
Bio: A flight attendant by day, exotic dancer by night, Amanda first got interested in the Pill Bug Olympics when her boyfriend Josh mentioned he would be representing his country, Campbella, in the events. Thinking it would be a good time and a chance to travel to distant Buggland with her man, Amanda began her training and is now one of Otros' top athletes.


Aubrey Name: Aubrey
Team: Otros
Medals: goldNon-Alcoholic Beer Drinking
Events: Super Smash Bros, Mario Kart, Non-Alcoholic Beer Drinking, and Camping
Bio: A one time famous celebrity, Aubrey's real passion always came from competition. At an early age Aubrey was taught not only how to compete but how to win by her mentor SquareBack. Her training and commitment has allowed her succeed even beyond her wildest dreams. She attributes her fitness in part to her diet of jello jigglers and nothing else.


Emily Name: Emily
Team: Otros
Medals: silverRunning Slow
Events: the 500 Spin, Running Slow, Lite Beer Drinking, and Potato Cooking
Bio: "When you like soccer as much as I do, then you know something weird is going on." Being a soccer fan, Emily has always been in a very small minority. Never noticed by the boys or Debbies, Emily took up athletics to not only get better at soccer but to become one with soccer. Her intense soccer abilities have not only prepared her for the world's dumbest sport but it has also proven a valuable tool in search of Pill Bug Gold.


Eric Name: Eric
Team: Otros
Medals: goldDay-Night Sleeping 24, silverMen's Individual Cranking
Events: Super Smash Bros, Mario Kart, Day-Night Sleeping 24, and Men's Individual Cranking
Bio: Self proclaimed super Star Warks junkie, Eric has always been about as athletic as Jabba the Hut (though not nearly as large) but as everyone knows, not every event at the Pill Bug Olympics requires its athletes to be athletic. Eric happens to be the current video game champion of Otros. With his ability to beat any Nintendo game in under fifteen minutes his presence at the PBOs can never be questioned.


Jamie Name: Jamie
Team: Otros
Medals: bronzethe 200 Spin
Events: TV Watching, the 200 Spin, and Draft Beer Drinking
Bio: Her love of bird is unmatched. That, however, isn't the only reason that Jamie stands alone while representing her country at the Pill Bug Olympics. Born without any hair, Jamie quickly grew some and started brushing it. Her love of hair brushing helped her not only secure a spot on the Otros team but allowed her to also be in charge of the team's hair.


Julie Name: Julie
Team: Otros
Medals: goldWomen's Individual Cranking
Events: RISK and Women's Individual Cranking
Bio: When you love animals more than humans then there are really only two choices: move to the jungle or compete in the Pill Bug Olympics. Julie decided to take the second option. Following the teachings of the Dali Lahma, Julie spends a majority of her time meditating and playing with her dogs. Her life long desire of becoming a lounge singer has yet to be realized. No one knows why though, no even Gwedo.


Leon Name: Leon
Team: Otros
Medals: silverAll Night Sleeping 8
Events: All Night Sleeping 8, Ale Drinking, Womanizing, and Wood Chopping
Bio: Leon prides himself on being a badass. Born Leonorris, he was always a trouble maker. Leon liked to spend his free time drinking and womanizing. Then when he reached his fifth birthday he headed off to kindergarten and settled down. Leon now married with a son, Shorty, spends his time bullcrapping and talking smack.


Lydia Name: Lydia
Team: Otros
Medals: None
Events: People Watching, the 1000 Spin, Lite Beer Drinking, and Macking
Bio: Former romantic interest of the infamous Chinsey, Lydia decided to start participating in the Pill Bug Olympics to prove to her peers that she was in fact more than just another Ex of the Chiz. Her dedication and determination has already carried her far. Today she is now know as Lydia, Chiz's Ex, instead of Chiz's Ex, Lydia.


Scott Name: Scott
Team: Otros
Medals: silverWomanizing
Events: Hungry Hungry Hippos, Running Fast, Draft Beer Drinking, Womanizing, and Fire Building
Bio: Scott, known by another name in a former life, is a pretty boy. Walking around town with a chip on his shoulder, most people worship him. Those who don't, loath him. Known as a party boy and womanizer rumor has it he has been secretly seeing Shell from Butenia. If this rumor is true, Scott could be looking at losing his most eligible bachelor status.






















PillBug Name: Pill Bug
Team: Buggland
Medals: goldWood Chopping, goldRunning Slow, silverSit & Spin, bronzeTV Watching, bronzeDraft Beer Drinking, bronzeAle Drinking, bronzeCamping, bronzeAll Day Sleeping 16, bronzeDay-Night Sleeping 24
Events: Super Smash Bros, Mario Kart, RISK, Hungry Hungry Hippos, TV Watching, People Watching, the 200 Spin, the 500 Spin, the 1000 Spin, Sit & Spin, All Night Sleeping 8, All Day Sleeping 16, Day-Night Sleeping 24, Running Slow, Draft Beer Drinking, Ale Drinking, Men's Individual Cranking, Wood Chopping, Hiking, Camping, Potato Cooking, and Fire Building
Bio: Founder of the Pill Bug Olympics, the Cheesy Potato, and many other things that probably shouldn't be discussed, Pill Bug is truly and original. Born Justin in 1975, Pill Bug knew he would accomplish great things in his life time. He legally changed his name to Pill Bug at age 12, dropped out of Middle School and joined the circus. From there Pill Bug went on to a successful career as a ring master until 1990 when he left the circus so he could start work on his dream, the Pill Bug Olympics. Ever since he has been chair of the International Pill Bug Olympic Committee.