Wood Chopping
Pill Bugtsu
by David Henry
You haven't seen anything until you've seen Pill Bugtsu
live and in person. Pill Bugstu is an unique form of wood chopping
mastered by the one and only Pill Bug. It is more of a beating of
wood with a hatchet than chopping. All the while you scream in
terror like the wood would if it could speak. It is definitely
distinct but it gets the job done. Defending his title as wood
chopping master, Pill Bug fended off a few up and comers to win
the gold medal for wood chopping at this years event.
Pill Bug has pretty much owned the wood chopping competition
since the beginning of the Pill Bug Olympics. This year he looked to
be threatened by two new comers from Campbella, Josh and Demoss. These
two had been making a lot of noise in the wood chopping arena. Also
in the field were Troy and Mikey of Butenia, Bert and Desmond of
Marylando, and Amanda and Leon of Otros. None of them though really factored
much into the competition at all.
The idea behind the event is to see who can chop the deepest into a huge
log in a ten minute timeframe. The person who gets the furthest down wins.
The only tool allowed is a hatchet. Pill Bug, as host of the event, went first.
His Pill Bugtsu not only was effective but scared the crap out of most of the other
athletes. Demoss and Josh did come close winning the silver and bronze
respectively. Pill Bug, however, held his crown and walked away with gold.
Outdoors - Wood Chopping
Pill Bug
Demoss