Womanizing
Give It To Me Baby
by Pat Wadener
As a guy there is nothing I like more than a little womanizing. So
I can safely say there is no event more entertaining to me than the
Womanizing event at the Pill Bug Olympics. How does one actually win the
Womanizing event? Well that is simple, the guy with the most girls, wins.
This event takes place on one of the hottest beaches off Northern Buggland.
The contestant strut around for an entire afternoon and try to get kisses. Now
each kiss isn't of equal value. A panel of men determine how hot the girl giving
the kiss is and that figures into the point total. The player with the most
points takes home the gold.
This years contestants included Jarrod and Robbie of Butenia, Stephen and
Sopha of Marylando, Demoss and Elfin of Campbella, and Leon and Scott of Otros.
This was a very tight race. Demoss was quite the womanizer going for the kill
first. He noticed a very hot, twenty something blonde alone in a string bikini and
made his move. After a little talking and a quick dip Demoss scored himself 10
points with a wet one on the lips. Scott had a different approach. He decided
older, less attractive women would be more likely to kiss quickly than the younger more
attractive ones. They would score him less points but by getting enough he might win.
Stephen made a fatal mistake. He developed a crush on the first girl he started macking
on. He got an 8 point kiss from her but spend the rest of the day with her keeping
him from scoring again. The worst showing was Elfin who was reject several times,
gave up, and built a sand castle. When all was said and done Demoss was the gold
with 32 points. Scott came in second with 28 points. Jarrod got the bronze with
19 points. The remaining contests did as follows: Sopha 18, Robbie 16, Leon 10,
Stephen 8, and Elfin 0.
Socializing - Womanizing
Demoss
Scott
Jarrod