Week 12

Stephen's Rampage
  "Okay who did it?" yelled Stephen. "Who voted for me? There were three votes, two for Gwedo and one for me, who voted for me?"
  "I think it was Gwedo." said Demoss.
  "No it wasn't d*mmit!" said Stephen.
  "How do you know?" said Demoss.
  "Cause Gwedo is dead!" said Stephen.
  "Well it wasn't me." said Bert. "I voted for Gwedo. I have been voting for Gwedo for the past few weeks and I voted for his yesterday."
  "Well ... umm .. Stephen can we talk in private." said Demoss.
  "Okay." said Stephen as the two walked away from Bert.
  "I voted for you." said Demoss.
  "How could you?" said Stephen. "I thought we were friends?"
  "We are friends," said Demoss. "I just thought I stood a better chance of winning if the final two were Bert and I. Sorry."
  "You think I am more competition than Bert?" said Stephen.
  "Yeah, that is how much I respect you." said Demoss.
  "Oh that is sweet. No hard feelings." said Stephen. "Just don't do it again or I will karate chop your ass."

Bert Revelation
  "This sucks." said Bert.
  "What's wrong." said Chiz who emerged from the woods.
  "Oh hi Chiz," said Bert, "guess they didn't catch you?"
  "Nope," said Chiz, "kept myself out of sight. So what sucks?"
  "I really wanted to win this contest." said Bert, "but it is Demoss' destiny."
  "Oh Demoss' destiny, huh?" said Chiz. "Let me tell you a little secret."
  Chiz then proceeded to explain to Bert all about what Demoss had done with Gwedo to trick Bert. "So that whole destiny thing is crap." said Chiz.
  "I can't believe Demoss would do that." said Bert.
  "He did." said Chiz.
  "Well that really upsets me." said Bert. "I don't know if I want to be his friend anymore."

Demoss' Reflections
"I am a little worried now. I thought I had this contest pretty much in the bag and now I am not so sure. Stephen is p*ssed about me voting for him last week and I can tell by the way Bert has been treating me that he knows about the Gwedo thing. Man, don't tell any secrets to that Chiz guy or you are asking for it. Not that going home this week would be the worse thing in the world. I am really looking forward to getting off this island. I just really wanted to win it all. As for me I haven't made up my mind who I am going to vote for this week yet. I guess it will depend on how things work out. I am going to turn that Chiz guy in too. He messed up my plans of winning so I am going to mess up his plans of staying. I bet the Reds are getting ready for the playoffs right now. At least if I get voted off now I will be home in time to watch them."

Take Chinsey's Jacket
  The second day of the week brought Kristine with another reward challenge. "Hello Demoss, Bert, and Stephen." said Kristine. "Well he we are for the final reward challenge."
  "Final challenge?" said Stephen. "What about next week?"
  "Nah, I am getting tired of this whole reward challenge scene and am ready to move on." said Kristine, "so this is it."
  "That sucks." said Bert.
  "This week's challenge is a hunt." said Kristine. "Earlier today we got a tip Chiz has been spotted on the island. So today's challenge is to find Chiz and turn him over to the proper authority. The winner gets a letter from home."
  "Really, from home?" said Bert.
  "Yes," said Kristine. "We have a juicy letter here from Mellissa that will make you very happy Bert so you better go find Chiz."
  With that the three were off. Demoss really wanted to win since he was the one who had given them the tip about Chiz in the first place. However Chiz was with in hearing distance and really want Bert to get the letter from his wife so he turned himself in and said Bert found him. "Congrads Bert, here is your letter." said Kristine and with that Kristine left the island for the last time.

Bert's Letter
  Bert decided to read his letter out loud to Stephen and Demoss: "Dear Bert, I am so proud of you. I knew you would kick butt at Bobopolis Survivor. You are so strong willed and wonderful. I miss you more and more everyday. I have some big news too. Remember how before you left I kept getting fatter and fatter, well it turns out I was pregnant. Well I am writing you this letter from the hospital because yesterday littler Gunner was born. That is right Bert, you are a father."
  With that news Bert fell to the ground and began to sob in joy. He was now a father. "Dude you are a dad." said Demoss.
  "That is pretty cool," said Stephen. "Now I know a dad."
  "Don't you know your own dad?" asked Demoss.
  "Oh yeah, well now I know two dads." said Stephen.
  "I am the happiest man alive!" scream Bert and then he passed out.

Baywatch
  Everyone was happy for Bert but everyone was also very hungry. Demoss decided to take the raft out and go fishing. While he was fishing though the raft flipped and Demoss got stuck underneath it. Luckily Stephen was being lookout and noticed Demoss. Stephen remembering what he had seen on Baywatch swam out and rescued Demoss. "You okay man?" said Stephen.
  "Yeah, I think so." said Demoss.
  "That is good." said Stephen.
  "You just saved my life." said Demoss.
  "It was no big deal." said Stephen. "Just doing my job."
  "Your job?" asked Demoss.
  "Yeah when we first got here Aaron appointed me as lookout." said Stephen. "I have been slacking."
  "I am glad you stopped slacking." said Demoss.
  "Me too." said Stephen.

Father's Day
  Bert, now recovered from his initial shock, was overjoyed about his new son Gunner. "I am so excited. In all my 23 years on this planet I don't think I have ever been as happy and I was earlier when I learned I was a father. I can't wait to get home and see my son. I bet he will be a super athlete just like me. I bet he will President. The sky is the limit for little Gunner. I wonder if he is Asian? Oh well, I guess I will have to wait until I get off this island to find out. Wait, what if he is a midget? Oh well, midget or not I will love him. Though if he is a midget I will probably not love him as much as if he wasn't a midget. I mean since he will be so short there will be less there to love. I doubt he is a midget though. I am so excited!"

Naked Time
  "Hey Demoss," began Stephen. "Do you think we should all get naked?"
  "Um, why would we all get naked?" asked Demoss.
  "I dunno," said Stephen, "just seems like the right thing to do."
  "What do you think Bert?" asked Demoss.
  "It does seem right." said Bert.
  "Okay if you guys want us all to get naked I guess we can all get naked." said Demoss
  "Yes!" said Stephen. "We should have thought about this back when we still had girls on the island."
  "It might of actually made sense then." said Demoss.
  "Oh well, lets get naked." said Stephen.

The Vote
  On the third day came the vote. This would be the second to last vote. After this vote there would only be two people left, one of who would win the circus peanuts. Here are the survivors telling who they voted for and why.
Demoss: I voted for Bert. Stephen saved my life so I certainly can't vote for him. Plus I don't want to be karate chopped.
Stephen: I voted for Bert. Other than that whole voting for me thing, I think Demoss and I have really bonded. Also I think Bert needs to go home and be with his son.
Bert: I voted for Bert. I voted for myself because I can't wait another week to see my new son.
  And with that vote, Bert ran off the island. For complete voting results see the voting page. See you again next week.