Week 6

Church of Chiz
  Gwedo continued to hold church services for Chiz. Usually the services were attended by almost everyone. Every once and a while Jacob wouldn't show or Julie and Demoss would be missing but usually everyone was there. No one really believed anything Gwedo said but they enjoyed the shade this temple provided.
  "Cool Moby, do you really think Chiz is a deity now?" asked Stephen.
  "Heavens no." said Todd. "I am a Mormon. I follow the teachings of John Smith and the book of Mormon not Gwedo."
  "Then why do you come to Gwedo's Chiz Masses?" asked Stephen.
  "Gwedo is a friend and I respect his choice in religion." said Todd. "Also since there are no Mormon services on the island, I usually just pretend that Gwedo isn't a wacko and is talking about Mormonzolla, the God of all things Mormon, and not Chiz."
  "Okay, that makes sense." said Stephen. "I am just here to get of doing chores."

The Alliance
  "So everyone here knows you are the biggest a*s on the island," began Meghan, "and we all know that you will probably be voted off this week."
  "So what?" said Jacob.
  "Well I was thinking then that you have nothing to lose." said Meghan. "So I have a proposition for you. You and I, and maybe one or two others form an alliance where we can vote others off and make sure we aren't voted off in the process."
  "Sounds interesting." said Jacob. "We can all vote this week together to get rid of Stephen."
  "Stephen will get what is coming to him," said Meghan, "but this week we are getting rid of Julie."
  "Julie?" said Jacob. "why Julie?"
  "She messed up my relationship with Stephen," began Meghan, "and now she is fooling around with Demoss who was too good to get with me."
  "Okay, Julie this week and Stephen next week." said Jacob.
  "Deal." said Meghan. "We need a few more people though."
  "I will talk to Desmond, he is always up for a good scheme." said Jacob. "Also maybe if I tell Gwedo that Chiz's last words were to form an alliance with us then we can get him."
  "Great." said Meghan. "You go talk to Desmond. I will talk to Gwedo. I think he'd believe me more than he'd believe you."
  "Okay then." said Jacob. "This is sweet, I love being evil!"

Gwedo's Reflections
"I am very confused. I have been praying to Chiz, asking him what I should do, but as of yet I have heard nothing. Meghan, the lovely but somewhat ditsy girl, approached me and asked if I would be interested in joining an alliance with Desmond, Jacob, and her. This alliance thing sounds very suspicious and I wonder if it isn't wrong. I especially question that because Jacob is involved and Chiz has warned me he is not to be trusted. I have no doubt that Jacob is the mastermind of this alliance. Meghan said if I am in to meet with Jacob and her tonight before bedtime to discuss who will be voted for. I fear that if I don't participate they may vote me out and then no one would be able to carry on the teachings of Chiz. I guess I have no choice then but to go along with the alliance. However if my prayers are answered and Chiz tells me to break Jacob's hold of me, I will do so, whatever the consequences. Praise the Chiz."

The Stack
  On the second day of the week Kristine returned for the third challenge. "Hi everyone," said Kristine, "I am back and I have an all new challenge and reward. This weeks award will be a fresh can of soylent green."
  "Mmmm, soylent green," said Julie, "sounds tastey."
  "To win the soylent green you have to win the contest," stated Kristine. "This week's challenge is to build the largest waffle iron pyramid over the time span of two hours. Over there is a stack of waffle irons that you can use to build your pyramid. Good Luck."
  Within minutes the contest began and everyone started to build their pyramids. Trying to carry too many waffle irons at one time, Stephen pulled a muscle in his leg in the first five minutes and was disqualified. Demoss had gotten so high before the challenge that he spend the majority of the time trying to make waffles on the waffle irons out of sand. When it was all said and done Bert had the tallest waffle iron pyramid and was awarded the prize. Bert in turn handed the prize over to Julie.
  "Bert, why did you give away your prize?" asked Kristine.
  "Because," screamed Bert, "Soylent Green is People!"

Fagga Beefe
  "Hey Julie," said Demoss.
  "Yes sweetie," said Julie, "what do you want?"
  "Ever see the movie, Midnight Madness?" returned Demoss.
  "Of course, I have, who hasn't?" laughed Julie.
  "Remember when Barf was trying to figure out that one clue after Harold destroyed the computer," began Demoss, "and he came up with the solution Fagga Beefe?"
  "I remember that part very well." said Julie. "What about it?"
  "What do you suppose a Fagga Beefe is?" asked Demoss.
  "Hmmm, I am not sure." said Julie.
  "Would you say I am a Fagga Beefe?" asked Demoss.
  "Defintely not." said Julie. "Why are we talking about this, love?"
  "Oh, I am higher than kite right now." said Demoss. "That is probably why."
  "Okay, wanna go back in the woods?" said Julie.   "We just got back from the woods woman!" said Demoss. "Who do you think I am, Bert?"   "Okay, I am going to go take a nap then." said Julie.

Womenless
  Ever since Julie had come across Stephen and Meghan playing naked house, Stephen had been given the cold shoulder by both women. Whereas he would spend most of his free time in the woods with the ladies, now he found himself very bored. Gwedo had borrowed his comics and proclaimed them Chiz Bibles, Todd's anime tape had been watched so many times it busted. Stephen had nothing to do. "Hey Stephen, something the matter?" said Todd.
  "Hey Cool Moby," began Stephen, "I am just so bored this week. The challenge was fun this morning but I haven't done anything since. Demoss and Julie have been all over each other all afternoon. Desmond, Jacob, and Meghan keep going off and having some sort of secret meetings. Gwedo is at his Chiz temple. Bert is always running around the island. I have no one to do anything with."
  "How about JB?" said Todd.
  "JB?" said Stephen "He was voted off in week four, where have you been?"
  "Oh yeah, sorry," said Todd, "I haven't been feeling too well lately. Must have been something I didn't eat."
  "I hope you start feeling better soon." said Stephen. "I guess I'll go pray to Chiz some more with Gwedo."

The Running Man
  If you'd ask anyone, the quietest person on the island had to be Bert. Bert usually kept to himself spending most of his time either exercising or doing good deeds. The only person he really talked to much about anything was Todd. Bert was very friendly but wasn't the kind of guy who wore his emotions on his sleeve.
  "I don't like bother people with my personal problems. I don't want to make anyone angry. I am having a great time here. I have gotten a lot of opportunity to exercise and work on my conditioning by running around the island a lot. I really miss my wife, Mellissa, though. She means the world to me. I am sure she is missing me too back in West Virginia. I have to stay strong though. I am a little worried about Jacob. I think he is up to something. I don't know for sure but I think he is involved in the disappearance of Julie's first dog. Also as Mark was voted off last week he was still complaining that Jacob framed him. I think there may be something to that. I hope the others see what I see and we get Jacob off the island before he does anything really horrible."

The Alliance Part II
  "So it is set?" said Meghan, "today we all vote for Julie."
  "I don't know about this." said Gwedo. "I am getting second thoughts. Chiz may not approve."
  "Quit being a p*ssy!" barked Jacob.
  "Hey, if Gwedo isn't in, I'm not." said Desmond.
  "Gwedo is in!" said Jacob. "Aren't you Gwedo?"
  "Okay." sobbed Gwedo.
  "Right," began Meghan, "now we cannot let anyone know we have this alliance or they will get rightly p*ssed and start voting us off."
  "Makes sense." said Desmond. "I know if I found out about an alliance I wasn't in I would go after it."
  "Okay, let's go get rid of Julie." said Jacob.

The Vote
  The sixth week vote took place without a flaw. Not that there were any flaws in the earlier votes. Wouldn't it suck if they counted up the votes wrong and the wrong person got kicked off the island? Here are a few survivors telling who they voted for and why.
Demoss: I voted for Todd. He is a really cool guy but he is a Mormon and they don't like people who smoke pot and I smoke pot so there!
Bert: I voted for Jacob. He is a cancer on this island a threat to everything good.
Gwedo: I voted for Julie. I voted for her because Jacob made me.
Jacob: I voted for Julie. In order to guarantee I don't get voted off and Stephen does next week I am now in an evil alliance and we decided to remove Julie.
Meghan: I voted for Julie. The b*tch deserves to die but voting her off will have to do. She messed up what I had with Stephen and then stole away Demoss. What a whore.
  And with that vote, Julie was removed from the island. For complete voting results see the results page. See you again next week.