Really Scary Stories
by Jof
The Mean, Vicious Cat
There was this cat. Okay, now this cat was not a normal cat, no, it was
really mean and it was really vicious too. If you had to describe this
cat, you would probably use the words mean and vicious several times in
your description. This cat, I am still talking about the mean and vicious
one, lived in a box. The box was made of cardboard. The box was probably
used a long time ago to hold a television set or something. That, though,
didn't keep the cat from living in it. I told you it was mean and vicious,
didn't I? Well anyway, one day the cat was really hungry. The cat wasn't
hungry for cat food, no, the cat was hungry for midgets. So the cat set
out to find some midgets to eat. Now midgets don't grow on trees, actually
midgets and trees don't have very much in common because trees are usually
tall and midgets tend to be short. The cat decided to look for some
midgets at the bank. Cats are not usually allowed in banks so this cat had
to disguise himself as a dollar bill. With this clever disguise, the cat
had no problem sneaking into the bank. When it got in, the cat was happily
surprised to see bank swarming with tasty midgets. The cat reached out its
paw to grab a midget when it heard a strange whistling noise. It turned
around to see that one of the midgets had seen it and was now using some
sort of secret midget whistle to warn the other midgets of the cats
presence. Now I cannot go into much detail about this secret midget
whistle because I am not a midget, just Jof, and I don't know all the
midget's secrets. Anyway, the bank president came out and began yelling
at the cat. He was mad because cats aren't allowed in the bank. Now a
normal cat would probably just apologize and leave but this was a mean,
vicious cat. This cat began attacking the bank president. Then like a
streak of lightning, one of the shorter midgets pulled out a sling shot
and wasted the cat. The mean, vicious cat was no more. All was well. Now
that was a scary story!
Other Really Scary Stories
The Pirate from Outer Space
The Mutant, Sewer Fish of Death
The Lion, the Witch, and the Water Buffalo
The Really Mean Dude
Corkscrew Follies
The Vindictive Crane
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