Really Scary Stories
by Jof
The Pirate from Outer Space
It all began one cold night when a little boy named Charlie was walking
through his rose garden with his mother. The two were heading in when there
was a strange and
mysterious noice. Charlie looked around to see if he could figure out what
was making the strange noice but saw nothing. He was about to just shrug it
off when he looked toward his mother to see she has morphed into a pirate.
The pirate raise his left hand, which wasn't actually a hand but a hook, and
sliced Charlie into seventeen pieces. Obviously Charlie is not going to
be a very important character in this story since he has just been killed
off, no the important character in this story is Charlie's older, nineteen
year old sister, Crystal. Anyway, the pirate cleaned the blood from his
hook and stomped into the house. He was very hungry after his trip from
outer space and headed straight for the kitchen. He cooked himself up
a hot bowl of ramen soup and poured himself a cold Ale 8. About this time
Crystal was walked into the kitchen to see the evil pirate enjoying himself.
She couldn't believe the pirate had the nerve to do such a thing. She began
to scold the pirate when the pirate began chasing after her with his hook.
The pirate then tripped and impaled himself on his own hook. Stupid pirate.
All was well. Now that was a scary story!
Other Really Scary Stories
The Mean, Vicious Cat
The Mutant, Sewer Fish of Death
The Lion, the Witch, and the Water Buffalo
The Really Mean Dude
Corkscrew Follies
The Vindictive Crane
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