Really Scary Stories
by Jof
The Mutant, Sewer Fish of Death
One summer a lad named Stanley went to a carnival and won himself a goldfish
at the Win a Fish booth. Stanley had never been so happy in all
his life. He had always wanted a pet but his mother had always refused.
When Stanley got home he realized he didn't have a tank to keep his new pet
in so he just put little Weather Vane, that was the fish's name, in the
toilet until he could get a tank. Stanley's mom got home and found the fish
swimming around in the toilet. Thinking it had swam up through the pipes, she
quickly flushed the fish down into the sewer. Well push came to shove
and before you knew it the fish had become a mutant, sewer fish of death.
Weather Vane, remember that was the fish's name, emerged from the sewer
as all good mutant, sewer fishes of death usually do with killing on the
brain. Weather Vane decided he would kill himself some midgets. I know, I
know, again with the midgets Jof? Well if midgets just weren't so darn
cool they wouldn't appear so often in my stories. Well anyway, Weather
Vane decided the best place to find midgets would probably be the
museum because we all know how midgets like artifacts. Weather Vane headed
toward the museum but was stopped by the security guard at the door. He began
to question the mutant, sewer fish of death's motives for coming to the
museum. Weather Vane stated simply that he had come to murder some midgets.
Unfortunately, the murdering of midgets was against museum rules so the
security guard sent Weather Vane away. Feeling down in the dumps, the
mutant, sewer fish of death decided to return to the sewers where today
he still lurks. Pretty scary, huh? Like the part where I make it
so you never know when the mutant, sewer fish of death will emerge
again? I'm scared just thinking about it.
Other Really Scary Stories
The Mean, Vicious Cat
The Pirate from Outer Space
The Lion, the Witch, and the Water Buffalo
The Really Mean Dude
Corkscrew Follies
The Vindictive Crane
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