Really Scary Stories
by Jof
The Lion, the Witch, and the Water Buffalo
One day Simba and Sabrina the Teenage Witch were immersed in
a competitive game of Jumanji when they heard a strange
rustling outside their door. They both looked at each other
wondering what to do. Sabrina decided to answer the door and
to her surprised, there on her doorstep lay a dead water buffalo.
This water buffalo wasn't just dead though, no this water buffalo
had been hacked up pretty good. Sabrina dragged the dead water buffalo
into the house and Simba began to eat it. After finishing his meal, Simba
broke into a verse of I Just Can't Wait to be King and then laid
down for a nap. A few minutes later there was more rustling outside
the door. Again Sabrina went over to the door and opened it. Once again
there was a dead water buffalo laying on the steps. Sabrina decided to
also drag this water buffalo into the house. Simba woke up and started
to feast on the second water buffalo. Again Simba finished the
dead mammal, sang another verse of I Just Can't Wait to be King,
and went back to sleep. Sabrina was also getting tired so she slipped
into her see through nightie and got ready for bed when there was
more rustling at the door. Once again Sabrina found a dead water buffalo
and dragged it into the house. Simba woke up and saw the third water
buffalo laying in front of him. Simba was very full but felt like
he owed it to Sabrina to attempt to eat the fresh meat so once again
Simba dove in. The next morning Sabrina, after showering but forgetting
to get dressed, came floating down the stairs naked to see Simba laying on
the floor dead. He had eaten so much water buffalo he had killed himself.
Now he would never be king and all his singing was for nothing. Pretty
scary, huh? He thought he would be king but he wasn't because he
ate too much water buffalo. I know that scares the crap out of me!
Other Really Scary Stories
The Mean, Vicious Cat
The Pirate from Outer Space
The Mutant, Sewer Fish of Death
The Really Mean Dude
Corkscrew Follies
The Vindictive Crane
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