Really Scary Stories
by Jof
The Really Mean Dude
Once there was this dude. He was a real mean dude. I am talkin' he smoked
cigarettes and drank a lot of whiskey mean. This dude was so mean that
sometimes he would go to church and not bow his head during prayer. Well
one day this dude, who's name excapses me, was walking down Walnut, or was
it Sycamore, no I think it was Walnut, well this dude was walking and then he
saw this chick. At first the dude was just going to keep on walking but then
he remembered he wasn't an ordinary dude but a really mean dude so he
needed to do something mean to the chick. He walked right up to the chick and
said she looked like a hooker. To the dude's surprise, the chick actually was
a hooker so his insult hadn't really served its mean purpose. This caught the
dude off guard enough that it totally messed up his rhym and he fell to the
ground and began to shake. Now the chick was totally freaked out by the
shaking dude so she ran off. After about ten minutes or so the dude put
himself together and started walking again. It wasn't ten minutes later when
the dude saw a midget. Now a normal dude would prolly run over and want to play
with the midget, but this wasn't a normal dude, no this was a really mean
dude. This dude had a totally different thought when he saw the midget.
I forget what it was though. I am sure it was mean though cause this was a
really mean guy. Actually I don't remember what happened next but I do know
what happened about a week later. The dude, you know the mean one, was at
a CTDH. Well everyone was having a gay old time and stuff and the dude
decided to cause a ruckus. No wait, that ain't right. The dude, actually
I am not sure the dude was even there. I think I have my stories mixed up.
Yeah, yeah, the dude at the CTDH was named DeMoss I think. Totally different
dude. The mean dude he was at a bridal shower. Yeah, that is it. He was causing
a ruckus at a bridal shower. He was splashing and stuff like that. It was
scary, let me tell you. I will never forget it. That dude was a mean SOB.
Other Really Scary Stories
The Mean, Vicious Cat
The Pirate from Outer Space
The Mutant, Sewer Fish of Death
The Lion, the Witch, and the Water Buffalo
Corkscrew Follies
The Vindictive Crane
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