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Really Scary Stories

by Jof

Corkscrew Follies

    There was this guy named Ron who loved to play Rollercoaster Tycoon. Ron would play it day and night until his eyes felt like they were about to pop out of his head. He spend just about every waking hour playing, taking breaks every three hours or so to eat and masturbate. Well one day while Ron was playing he heard a knock on his door. Usually Ron would be so into his game he wouldn't even notice the knocking but today for some reason was different. Ron went to the door and opened it to find the most beautiful woman he had ever seen on the other side. She introduced herself as Natasha and told Ron she was new to Ron's apartment complex. She said when she moved into the apartment the landlord had given her two tickets to a new amusement park in the area and since she didn't know anyone in town she thought she'd ask a neighbor. Now Ron hadn't left the apartment in weeks but he couldn't pass up a opportunity like this so he agreed to go. Ron took a quick shower, masturbated, and met Natasha at her apartment an hour or so later. They hopped in her car and headed to the amusement park. The park had only been open a week or so but as Ron entered he couldn't help but feel that he had been there before. Ron knew Natasha was his kind of girl when she suggested the first ride they go on was the parks largest rollercoaster called "The Killer." Ron laughed as the approached the ride because he remembered while playing Rollercoaster Tycoon earlier he had created a rollercoaster also called "The Killer". The thing was, on his ride, half way through the cars would flip off the track and explode killing everyone on it. Surprisingly the park patrons didn't enjoy "The Killer" too much and it was a money losing venture. Ron was surprised that when they got in line for "The Killer" that there weren't many other people in line. Actually there was no one. Ron didn't question it though cause he was too busy drooling over Natasha's breasts. As they sat in the front row of the coaster the bar came down and the coaster started to barrel out. As the coaster reached the top of the hill Ron could see the whole park and that is when it finally hit him. This amusement park was exactly like a park he had developed on his computer game. Ron was thrilled. He didn't know how it had happened but none-the-less here it was. Ron remembered that in one section of the park he had made a really sweet love tunnel ride. After they finished with "The Killer", Natasha and he could go ride that. After they finished with ... uh oh.

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