Wadener University - Student Organization

STUDENT ORGANIZATION - BUTTS FOR BUDDHA

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WELCOME!

It is wonderful that you have found us. This is the web site for the Butts for Buddha, a religious student organization at Wadener University in Joppatowne, Maryland. We are proud to be the first religious student organization at Wadener University. We are not affiliated with any religious institutions but follow the teachings of Buddha. We are not just a student organization but a family as well.

ABOUT US

Butts for Buddha was founded in 1994. It was the first an only religious student organization on WU's campus at the time. In the years following, the Butts for Buddha organization has slowly grown into one of the more recognized organizations at WU. Since we at Butts for Buddha only follow the teachings of Buddha and not the Buddist religion we have no church affiliations. Today, Butts for Buddha is growing stronger still.

OUR PHILOSPHY

At the time of creation, the founders of Butts for Buddha knew nothing about Buddha. We are proud to point out that over its years that hasn't changed at all. We don't really know what Buddha's teachings were due to the fact we never looked them up so we have decided to just guess at them. However most of our guesses are educational guesses based on the fact Buddha is usually portrayed fat and sitting upside-down Indian-style. Based on that we believe Buddha's teachings are the following:

Thou shalt eat whenever thou are hungry, bored, or able.
Thou shalt not sit regular Indian-style, thou shalt sit upside-down Indian-style.
Thou shalt drink lots of beer and party often.
Thou shalt root for the Mario Butts football team no matter how bad they are.
Thou shalt not watch one's weight or take dietary supplements.

Over the years that Butts for Buddha has been in existence there have been some additional teachings that we voted on and decided the original founders of Butts for Buddha must have forgotten. These new teachings are:

Thou shalt not eat mushrooms.
Thou shalt give it up to Mike Vallo if your name is Jennifer Bischoff.
Thou shalt not listen to music by Metallica, Limp Biscuit, or Savage Garden.
Thou shalt throw spit wads at Cory Jenkings.
Thou shalt allow penguins at Butts for Buddha meetings.
Thou shalt respect midgets.
Thou shalt not use emacs over vi.

MEETINGS

Butts for Buddha meet every Wednesday night at the Wadener Student Union from 7 til 10. Guests are welcome to attend all meetings except the first meeting of each month where we do our ritual log rolling ceremony. Membership, however, is open to anyone as long as they are approved by the Buddha Board. Refreshment are, of course, served at every meeting.

OFFICERS

Butts for Buddha has five officers that make up the Buddha Board. Officers are selected at the last meeting of each Spring Semester. The five offices are Buddha Master, Buddha Khan, Buddha Bubba, Buddha Buttock, and Buddha Baby. All offices are outlined in the Butts for Budda doctrine. To receive a copy of the doctrine please attend the next Wednesday meeting.

ANNUAL EVENTS

Butts for Buddha sponsor many annual events. Here is a list:

August: Welcome Back Butts for Buddha Members Party
September: Co-ed Tackle Football Challenge
December: Buddha Formal
December: Christmas Party
January: New Years Party
February: Kiss A Buddha Day
April: Butts for Buddha National Convention
May: Bye Bye Butts for Buddha Party

CHECK US OUT

Have nothing better to do this Wednesday? Come on down to the Wadener Student Union then and check out the Butts for Buddha. Room numbers often change so check the bulletin board out front. You can also contact the Student Organization Office and talk to our representative there. Hope to see you soon!

For more information on Butts for Buddha contact:
Butts for Buddha
Student Organizations
105 Gall Hall
Joppatowne, MD 21498
411-444-2102