Billy Pants
Procrastination Senior
"Wadener U. has to be the best college in America.
I mean, goodness, you don't have to go to class, you
don't have to do your homework, you don't even have give
a crap. All you have to do is make up bad excuses and
rake in the A's."
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Teal Raggmopp
Civil Disobedience Junior
"This is the coolest school ever. You don't have to go
to class on Friday so every weekend is a long weekend. Plus
right next door is RRCC where they have loads of hot,
willing women if you know what I mean."
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Gromit Jenkins
English Junior
Me like it here. Me like the people. Me like
the teachers. Me like the food. Me like squirrels."
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Cool Mo B
Dishonesty Senior
"I am it. I am the man. I am so the BMOC around these
here parts. Wadener U. has offered me and my homies
an excellent chance to chill and relax. Peace!"
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Kevin Duntler
Irresponsibility Freshman
"Crise this place is great. I was all worried because I
was told there was a lot of responsibility that went
along with college. Here at WU, I can just sleep and
eat all day and not have to worry about anything."
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Sally Smith
Medicine Sophomore
"My name is Sally Smith, this is where I live,
one, two, three, four, we sing lane, any city,
U.S.A. Anybody got another hit?"
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Jay Chiz
Economics Sophomore
"I believe by coming to Wadener U. I have really
given myself an excellent chance to secure my future.
I was accepted to Harvard and Yale but Wadener U. offered
something those schools didn't, attractive women."
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