WADENER UNIVERSITY RESEARCH

  Wadener University is responsible for many innovative and wonderful contributions. The University is proud of the research it has completed and is currently working on to better the world and life as we know it. Most research at Wadener University is done by its outstanding faculty. Here are some of the current research projects being worked on my different departments at the University.

Two Week Work Schedule The art of making the perfect two week work schedule is something that has baffled many a great person. Here at Wadener University we are striving to perfect the art of the two week work schedule. Using algorithms developed by our in house faculty the perfect two week work schedule is something that looks very possible.

Piggy Bank Unplugging In the Wadener University Economics Department there is nothing more disturbing than putting money into a piggy bank with no plug. The only way to retrieve your money is to bust the piggy bank. At Wadener University special tools are being developed to count and remove money from a plugless piggy bank. This will help curve the destruction of perfectly good piggy banks.

Laundry Basket Mania Here at Wadener University we have selected a top notch research team to investigate the sex appeal of laundry baskets. What is it that makes a person see a laundry basket, full or empty, and immediately become aroused. This mystery that has stumped mankind for centuries will finally get an answer.